Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Commercial Break

. Tuesday, December 23, 2008


Break muna tayiz sa laglagan portion. Ito ay hango sa totoong paguusap sa telepono. First hand information itiz.


Etchos: Thank you for calling chenelyn boom boom gargoyle this is Etchos. How can I assist you?

Customer: Oh hi, I'm calling to check on a certain item online.

Etchos: Sure, let me assist you on this one. Can I have the name of the item atleast?

Customer: Yeah uhm...its...the faux (pronounced by the customer as 'fox') fur shearling coat.

Etchos: Oh you mean the FAUX (pronounced as "faw") FUR SHEARLING COAT?

Customer: Yeah the fox shearling coat (ang kulit diba?). I just want to ask if its made from real fox fur?

Etchos: *mute* Nag-compose ng sarili para mangaral. Choz.

Etchos: No, its not made from fox fur. FAUX means false in French so its not made from FOX fur. Alright?

Customer: *parang walang naintindihan talaga* Oh so it not made from real fox fur then?

Etchos: *Nagpipigil na talaga* No.

Customer: Okay, its all I needed to know then. Thanks. *Sabay hang-up*


Jusko. No wonder maraming hindi nakakapagtapos ng college dahil bumabagsak sa French subject ano?! Buti na lang ako may isa pa akong alam na French hindi katulad ng iba jan na second language daw pero nakakalimutan na daw niya. DUHHH! Bato-bato sa langit ang tamaan--mategibums na sana!
VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI, CE SOIR? Choz!

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